Pickup Lines That Get You Her Number

Do you know which are the most stupid, cheesiest and corniest pickup lines to woo the lady of your liking? We went through a lot of trouble to find you some of the corniest pickup lines that will really give you a good laugh as well as maybe even get you a girl if you are lucky (just kidding, they won’t take you anywhere).

Pickup Lines that are Funny
“How did it feel when you fell from heaven?”

Pickup Lines To Try If You Dare

Try the following pickup lines the next time you try your moves on the cute damsel that catches your eye.

10. Are you my Appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Funny Pickup Lines
Finding Love The Medical Way, Are We?

Oh, yes. I am so medically inclined to shove a scalpel up your ass!

9. Hey, you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

Cheesy Pickup Lines
And I Wish I Were The Bartender

Yeah, right! I am even responsible for the Global Warming but who’s responsible for a moron like you.

8. Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece?

Pickup Lines That Are Smart
That is Flattering

Pullleeeeaaaseeeee!!!! Another ” is your dad ” thing?? This one’s a big no.

7. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Corny Pickup Lines
Obsession That Turns Me On

Great. Glad to have Spread the Joy now go take your grubby face elsewhere.

6. I thought happiness started with an ‘H’, but mine starts with ‘U’.

Pickup Lines That Are Cute
You and Me Make A Great Team

Hmm… Creative. Clever. Get me thinking twice. But No.

5. If you were a fruit, you’d be a Fineapple!

Funny Pickup Lines
I Love A Fruit Salad

And if you were a fruit, you would have been a ” Foolango ”

4. You know what’s on the MENU? It’s Me-N-U

Tacky Pickup Lines
You Are The Best Man I Can Lay My Hands On

Oh, My GOD!! Deserts would be Me-n-u-Cops 🙂 😀 :/

3. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Pickup Lines for Her
That’s So Sweet

Seriously. Ummm… That makes you stupid.

2. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you?

Cheesiest Pickup Lines
I Need You In My Life

Yes, you can. When the sun rises in the north or sets in the south .

1. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first! (One of the most courageous pickup lines to say!)

Silly Pickup Lines
That Could Hurt

The nerve of the person to even think of such a hilarious, yet gross line. You may have hit the jackpot if it’s your lucky day!
These are some of the cheesiest and corniest pickup lines that you can try on your girl and get punched in the face, or worse. 😀