Do you know which are the most stupid, cheesiest and corniest pickup lines to woo the lady of your liking? We went through a lot of trouble to find you some of the corniest pickup lines that will really give you a good laugh as well as maybe even get you a girl if you are lucky (just kidding, they won’t take you anywhere).
Pickup Lines To Try If You Dare
Try the following pickup lines the next time you try your moves on the cute damsel that catches your eye.
10. Are you my Appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Oh, yes. I am so medically inclined to shove a scalpel up your ass!
9. Hey, you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
Yeah, right! I am even responsible for the Global Warming but who’s responsible for a moron like you.
8. Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece?
Pullleeeeaaaseeeee!!!! Another ” is your dad ” thing?? This one’s a big no.
7. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Great. Glad to have Spread the Joy now go take your grubby face elsewhere.
6. I thought happiness started with an ‘H’, but mine starts with ‘U’.
Hmm… Creative. Clever. Get me thinking twice. But No.
5. If you were a fruit, you’d be a Fineapple!
And if you were a fruit, you would have been a ” Foolango ”
4. You know what’s on the MENU? It’s Me-N-U
Oh, My GOD!! Deserts would be Me-n-u-Cops 🙂 😀 :/
3. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Seriously. Ummm… That makes you stupid.
2. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you?
Yes, you can. When the sun rises in the north or sets in the south .
1. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first! (One of the most courageous pickup lines to say!)
The nerve of the person to even think of such a hilarious, yet gross line. You may have hit the jackpot if it’s your lucky day!
These are some of the cheesiest and corniest pickup lines that you can try on your girl and get punched in the face, or worse. 😀